A million refugees crowd our southern border.
They claim they merely seek a better life.
Is there any way to end this without strife?
Indeed there is! The solution’s made to order:
The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo should go!
Give back to Mexico what was taken
from it at bayonet point in 1848—
Problem solved! No worries guys! Hey presto!!
Without Texas, California, Nevada,
Utah, and perhaps Arizona, I don’t know,
Those bracero hordes would still be in Mexico.
Well, perhaps that’s going a bit too far!
Las Vegas? Frisco? Silicon Valley?
Maybe, say, just everything south of LA??