As the days go by . . .

Father's Day, June 16

Parents’ Day, July 28

Grandparents’ Day, September 8

Stepfamily Day, September 16 . . .

And on October 16, loyal serfs observe something called Boss's Day.

But maybe it’s time for a new day:

International Motherfuckers' Day

To celebrate the fools who run the world and let them know how much we love them.

I think it's fair to say:

They know who they are.