The final kibble that broke the dromedary's back,
The feeble English of this idiot attack:
"Eat Fewer Kittens" is what the sign should order!
But grammar's unchecked down at our southern border,
For party hacks fine words are quite a trial
And political debate no music for a while.
But there's a simple solution—
Unneeded any MAGA revolution.
The Chicago Manual of Style
Should all their cares beguile:
Wond’ring how their pains were eas’d
And disdaining to be pleas’d.
Tip o' the mouse[trap] to John Dryden and Henry Purcell for their song "Music for a While."
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