Small Talk: Every Litter Bit Counts

To a worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish.—Yiddish proverb

Everything today is propaganda.

Never mix your household cleaners.

China now wants back those pandas.

V. V. Putin’s getting meaner.

(What’s the meanest he could get?)

Won’t go out this morning, since the frigging weather’s wet.

Elmo’s been posting hateful speech again.

Seems like no one’s safe online.

Two billion Muslims'll remember Gaza.

But what the hell could they all do?

Remember to change Croissant’s litter.

And get a box of merlot wine.

Sunday July 19, 2025