There was a curmudgeon in Rheims
Who lacked an appropriate stance.
When he met a young filly
Who teased, “Let’s be silly!”
He groaned, “Nana, I’m long past Brrromance.”
A cross-dresser in old Reykjavik
Once cut a young queen to the quick.
When they saw from their pants
They was eager to dance,
They said, “Sorry! I’m looking for Dick!”
A superannuated snow-bird at Mar-a-Lago,
Was unhappily not in the know.
When he saw on a pier,
“No refugees here!”
He thought it meant: “Bring back Jim Crow!”
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