Father's Day

“Meet yourself where you’re at!”

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From BRICS knock-offs of the tribe.

A father's nothing like a phone

When seeking one that doesn't roam.

What, though, if this is all a scam?

Little in that YouTube podcast

Speaks of a fact-chequered past,

Suggesting it might be human.

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Especially with a later-model dad.

Never complain that you were had.

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Father’s Day 2025